Apparently the fuckin zompocalypse is going to start in PA (switched on readers already know this as the original night of the living dead was filmed like 10 minutes from our training center).
So no shit, there I was….building the most tactical icechest anyone has ever seen (Standby for another blog post on its construction here soon) when a hurricane/tornado…whatever the hell it was decided to blow through here.
Naturally this decided to happen right in the middle of cooking dinner which being a batchelor meant heating up hotdogs in the microwave.
Rain blew in sideways, trees fell over and were murdered with chainsaws, the roof of our shoothouse at work blew off, Porta shitters went flying through the great grey yonder and of course the power went off.
Now if this had happened back at COP 4:1 in Montana this wouldn’t have even bothered me…but being in western PA currently melting machine gun barrels and crashing cars it was a minor pain in the ass. I have enough ammo/guns/med gear/water and food/fuel etc to ride out a pretty major event here but being single im a bit short on creature comforts…like lanterns and lights not powered by 123’s and attached to guns…
So…basically 30 seconds into this 45 minute ass kicker of a storm at the same time the road was flashflooding and I was dreading trees going sideways through my truck I decided it was time to break into the zompocalypse stash and bust out my cool as shit Candle lantern.
This thing is ideal for situations such as this. While it doesn’t light up a whole house it puts out a very usable amount of light for its size. Works great for camping trips in tents (chopping up dead hookers) and the like as well.
Power/lights were only out for a little over an hour here but it made life a bit more bearable. One thing I realized I needed is to get a battery powered lantern for situations such as these and I will head to china-mart and the local sporting goods store tomorrow to pick one up.
Anyway, get yourself one of these little deals from Austere Provisions Company here
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